Bloody Crow T-Shirt
Customer Reviews
Artokingo appears to be operated by a bot. Imagine an IFTTT applet going rogue and starting its own knockoff version of Threadheads, including using the same blank shirts and printers. If the "Chief Happiness Manager" was ever a physical entity, the cat ate his face ages ago. He now operates out of San Junipero.
Don't ask the bot any questions for any reason, unless you feel like wishing into a well. The bot takes your payment, and at some point weeks later, a shirt may show up. Consider yourself lucky if you receive an autoreply in exchange for the payment.
Claims about 1-day dispatch and printing to order in London are fabrications. The shirt will be delivered from eastern Europe/Turkey in about three weeks. Maybe. The order will appear on Shop, but don't expect to be able to use that entry to retrieve any useful information.
The sizing information given on the site is also nonsense. It explicitly claims to give body measurements, not garment measurements, when the exact opposite is true. On top of that, expect the shirt to shrink at *least* half a size on washing. This is all detailed (accurately) on Threadheads' site (for identical Stanley/Stella blanks). Follow the sizing here instead and enjoy your shirt being smallAF.
So why would you ever consider buying anything here? Because the shirts and prints are of good quality, and there are certain designs that you can't find at any shop whose quality spectrum doesn't include "trash" (looking at you, Redbubble). And maybe you just enjoy the odd game of chance.
Let's see whether the bot sends me the promised discount code so I can replace those shrunken shirts at a slightly reduced price. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Great colour, crow looks really good